Review: Wreck-It Ralph is gaming's 'Toy Story'

Wreck-It Ralph will flood your heart with warm and mushy emotions akin to those Toy Story unexpectedly shoved in your face back in the 90s. The idea is also basically the same as Toy Story, just set in a digital world. Of course, it doesn't make scientific sense. Toys may very well spring to life somehow or another when our backs are turned - that's magic! - but video game characters certainly don't wonder to and fro through electrical wires sprawled out across an arcade floor. We know how electricity works, duh! Nonetheless, it's a fun-filled romp, sprinkled with references to famous games (a personal favourite is the MGS exclamation mark) and even featuring characters from a few of them! It's a recipe for success, however it just doesn't feel like it's as good as it could have been. The question is why...?

Podcast 2.4 - Twitchy eyes & Scottish pirates

It's been a little while since the last episode, but Roo and Will get chatting for yet another fun-filled HCTV podcast, completely filled with fun! This time the all-important questions asked are; is Les Miserables a bit too long? What on Earth does a Scottish pirate sound like? And, what exactly is the point of The Lord Of The Rings? Click play to find all this out and more - like which movie posters are frustratingly almost identical!

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The Impossible - Real life tragedy or big budget blockbuster?

  Warning: Article not the usual level of 'funny'! 

The Impossible is an 'epic' film based on a horrific real life natural disaster that occurred just over eight years ago. An earthquake in the Indian Ocean thrust a tsunami inland killing over 200,000 human beings who had lives, family and friends. The Impossible, eight years later and with a massive budget, reinacts these events from one family's perspective - for our entertainment. Movie-goers pay good money, sit in a dark room for nearly two hours and watch actors run about pretending to be in a life-changing, unimaginably grim scenario that is the sort of thing that usually 'only ever happens in the movies'. They then leave the cinema tweeting about much they 'cried', perhaps forgetting that they'd probably have cried a lot more had they or a loved one really been there. What is the message The Impossible and films like it are trying to portray, and how much time should pass between the disaster and the movie based on it? Generally, is this cinematic trend doing everyone involved more harm than good?

Podcast 2.3 - Glastonbury & Instagram

Roo & Will sit down for another chinwag and this time it's all about the perils of attending a live gig - in the mud! Is Glastonbury worth the money? Would you cook yourself to see Prince? Why is there no such thing as 'Farscape On Ice'? Afterwards, Will googles 'JLS' but finds a stack of handguns and Roo asks what would happen if Instagram stole your pictures and whether or not it's worth spending any time on Twitter! Could you cope without any form of social media for up to a month?

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Creative Opinions: Physical Vs Digital

HMV and Blockbuster both collapsed in on themselves about a week ago leaving both music and movie-lovers feeling slightly lost. Where will they peruse the latest releases or pay a mere £3 for a DVD? Where will they find a deal as fab as the infamous '2 for £10' or such a relentlessly massive collection of headphones? Happy memories playing video games with complete strangers may fade and future generations could be at risk of never knowing what a 'CD' is... but does it really matter? Has the digital age finally taken over, wiping out all things physical in the process? Are Waterstones, and books in general, next to drop dead? Or will people rediscover the value in something you can wrap your arms around and hold dear to your heart, triggering a resurgence of independant stores? HCTV asked eight media-savvy individuals to exchange their opinions...

Podcast 2.2 - Tom Daley, Abraham Lincoln & Keith Chegwin

Another new podcast here from your favourite internet crushes, Roo & Will! To begin, Roo introduces you to a brand new game! It's quite simple really - guess which famous TV/movie theme he's humming. Although it's filled with fun, Will comes to the conclusion that it's all easier said than done. Afterwards, it's time for some Saturday night television! Did you ever watch Cilla Black's Moment of Truth? Did Chris Tarrant ever show you some boobs late at night? And who the fuck is Keith Chegwin?

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Review: Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D

  Warning: Blood splattered spoilers - in 2D! 

This latest Texas Chainsaw adaptation/sequel/reboot in a long line of adaptations/sequels/reboots is horrific, but not in the way you'd expect. It's so shockingly empty and uneventful, so dull and so bland, so predictable and remorselessly unaffected by any sort of desire to put out something new or in any way imaginative or - and here's the ultimate flaw - scary. Basically, it's a brainless excuse to shower a 3D-goggle wearing audience with masses of blood and gore that's so unrealistic it's laughable, so why the hell John Lussenhop felt the need to put so much of it in is unfathomable.

Podcast 2.1 - Skyfall, piles & chocolate

It's back! How have you coped so long since the last of HCTV's podcasts? Join Roo & Will as they power up the the microphone for a brand new run in a brand new year filled with brand new films and TV shows! But in the time that has passed since some terrible Elvis impressions, the epic Skyfall has been and gone - the biggest Bond film ever - so what's the verdict?! You've read the review already, but you haven't heard Adele's theme tune get compared to Chris Cornell's while a big box of Christmassy chocolates are scoffed! It is of course important to realise that there are, obviously, spoilers in this Podcast. If you haven't had the pleasure of seeing 007's most recent adventure it's best to save this until later!

If you're wondering whether or not Roo's managed to sit Will down to watch Prometheus yet, the answer is yes! Find out what he thought by clicking play below, or by syncing via the iTunes!